You Know You Work Too Much When...
1. Your idea of a power-nap is closing your eyes while you scrub the dishes.
2. Your idea of pain-relief is doing a different job.
3. You feel lost when you finally have some "free time."
4. On vacation, you don't leave to get away from it all - you bring it all with you.
5. The 'gym' is a far away, magical, fantasy world where people 'work-out' for fun, relaxation, growth, and enjoyment. It's also a place where pixie fairies ride gumdrops, sugar-coated unicorns, and dance jigs under the light of an enchanted rainbow.
6. You would never use the restroom or eat if it weren't for those annoying pressures and grumbling coming from the lower areas of your abdomen.
7. Taking a nap while getting your hair cut is considered multitasking.
8. Your company offers overtime and it is considered a perk.
9. Your morning phrase is, "If you're not chewing, you shouldn't be doing."
